November 5th is Guy Fawkes day in England; the anniversary of the day in 1605 when a band of men, including one named Guy Fawkes, tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament. Luckily for that building, and for the English government, he was stopped before he could do the deed. Bonfires were lit in London that night to celebrate the fact that the King and Members of Parliament were not blown to kingdom come.
When my mother was a girl, boys in her village would make a “guy”–a scarecrow-like figure made of old clothes and stuffed with hay, and wheel him about, asking passersby for a “penny for the guy.” They would use the money to buy fireworks. There were always massive bonfires on Guy Fawkes day, in which garden rubbish would be burnt, with the Guy on top. A well-known rhyme went, “Please to remember the Fifth of November/Gunpowder, treason and plot/I see no reason why gunpowder, treason/Should ever be forgot.”
At the farm, there were the usual plans to have a bonfire, but no one seemed particularly energetic about making a guy, so this job was assigned to me.
I went around looking for old clothes to be donated to the funeral pyre of the guy, and was given an outgrown pair of trousers and a top. I spent a good hour sewing top to bottom so the Guy wouldn’t fall apart. Uncle Frank then handed me an old jacket that had been hanging up in the barn for at least, by my reckoning, twenty years. It was covered with spiderwebs, which I tried to ignore, and had multiple moth-holes. It was, in a word, perfect.
Year 5’s Special Bonfire Toffee
Made with only the best ingredients!
12 oz sugar
4 oz best butter
2 tablespoons golden syrup
3 fluid oz water
A good pinch of cream of tartar, dissolved in a little water
1. Grease a baking tray
2. Choose a large heavy based saucepan
3. Put all the ingredients in the pan together
4. When melted and starting to bubble put in the C of T dissolved in a little water
5. Once bubbling do not stir as this lowers the temperature
6. After a few minutes the mixture starts to thicken
7. When it becomes quite thick and ‘rolling’ test a little of the mixture in a glass of cold water. If it sets quickly and ‘clinks’ against the side of the glass–it is ready.
Pour into the greased baking tray. Leave it to set. When quite told turn out, smash into mouth-size pieces and enjoy!
Please note: Crich Carr Toffee Making Company takes no responsibility for any damage to teeth caused by eating our product!